jade tiger
the jade tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you f-ck her in the -ss. then when you pull your d-ck out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. then listen to her roar.
employer: “what are your list of achievement win the last 12 months”
male chauvinist b-st-rd: “well i gave clementine ford a jade tiger, she roared like simba bringing the savannah back to life”
employer: “impressive, i hope she hated every second of it”
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