Jade widdows
jade loves -n-l, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she’ll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her -n-l cavity is extrimly loose. also she loves abit of pink sock. her v-g-n- stinks of prawn c-cktail crisps, trust me i would know 👍
your so jade widdows
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