Jaeckle Alert


a term for anyone that you wish to avoid and ignore, as if they did not exist.

usually follows the phrase “o sh-t”
as in “o sh-t……..jaeckle alert!!!”
1) me: hey austin i jsut saw ur ex in the hall.
austin: o sh-t, its jaeckle alert

2) -as austin’s ex walks by-
austin: o sh-t…jaeckle alert!!!!

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