Jaejoong

a jaejoong is a korean singing s-x pot sent from g-d to earth to please us mere mortals. at first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. he is the husband of dbsk leader yunho, whom he thinks is “too much”.

a jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such s-xiness.

a jaejoong also has a p-ssionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin’ wants to.
“wow, jaejoong totally hit that high note in “whatever they say” like a pro.”

“jaejoong and yunho are married, right?” “yeah, aren’t they so hot together? -drools-”
main vocalist in k-pop band, dong bang shin ki (a.k.a. dbsk, tvxq, dbsg, tohoshinki). he has the longest hair of the other 4 boys which is usually a darkish-black color. his voice is also very smooth and calming.
jaejoong is a very handsome and ingenious vocalist 🙂
a very good vocalist, has the main vocals in dongbangshinki (aka. tvxq, thsk, dbsg)(the most popluar band in the world). very hot and handsome guy, has a nice smile.
jaejoong has a cute smile and he’s a good vocalist!
jaejoong is the lead singer of the j-panese/korean band tvxq/dbsk. he is also known by the stage names of hero, jejung and youngwoong. born in 1986, is known as one of the most desirable men in asia. he is known for his ethereal appearance and is mistaken to have a cold personality, but is in reality just shy and reserved. he has funny and adorable habits like camwhoring and pouting constantly and hiding his mouth when laughing despite having one the most beautiful laughs in the world. jaejoong is an epitome of male perfection that every female in the world desires.
girl 1: don’t you think jaejoong oppa is handsome?
girl 2:who is he? i like orlando bloom better!
girl 1: are you frigging blind? jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world -shows her picture of jaejoong-
girl 2: -after repeated nose bleeds- oh my g-d! indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
girl 1 agrees!
a name of a god. jaejoong is a s-x god from a group of gods rising form the east.

posses powers to touch things into golds, causing unnecessary -rg-sm, soothing voices that can calm and in the same time causing madness.

as well specialize in drawing people and camera lenses.
when ever i saw jaejoong, my ovaries explodes
one of the members of tvxq. known for being a s-x god and has the ability to capture women’s souls with his angelic voice. also known to make people have -rg-sms when he licks his amazing lips. he seems mean but he’s actually shy and nice.
fangirl: jaejoong oppa, i think you’re amazing!
jaejoong: thanks. ~licks his lips in a s-xy way!
fangirl:~explodes in a nosebleed~