jaffa

(n.) an impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. in the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
i hear he’s a jaffa

you f-cking jaffa!
a male who can’t produce sperm, jaffa being derived from the t-tle of a fruit company whose oranges are seedless.
patrick can’t have children, he’s a jaffa.
in cricket a jaffa is a delvery that is unplayable.
see any steve harmison yorker for details
a sponge cake with plain chocolate and a smashing orangy bit.
i never share my jaffa cakes

hands off my jaffas!
a human slave who incubates a goa’uld larva in his chest. the jaffa serve as the army of the goa’uld.
“jaffa, kree!”
jaffa (n) to jaffa (v) jaffa’d (adj) the art of jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. to jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. the result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! there are variations of the original jaffa including:

the double jaffa – when two people jaffa the same victim

the uber jaffa – when 2 or more people jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

the jaffa off – when 2 people in the picture jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best jaffa wins

the dangerous jaffa – jaffa’ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
slang for n.ireland protestant
f-ck ye, ye jaffa b-st-rd!

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