Jagator
a cross between a jaguar and gator fan. the jagator is indigenous to northern florida, and is often found roaming trailer parks and convenience stores in and around the greater jacksonville area. they are easily identifiable by the following characteristics: shirtless, rocking a mullet, jorts and an intense case of jiffyfeet. you should never confront a jagator, as they are very dangerous to humans. however, if you should encounter one that is agitated or appears to be in heat, throw it what ever anheuser busch product you can find and run like h-ll!
is that tim tebow?
no, it’s a f-ckin jagator and it looks p-ssed! quick, toss it a bud heavy and lets get the f-ck out of here!
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