jager yoga
a term (derived from jager or jagermeister) used when one attempts some form of physical exercise when under the influence of alcohol. as such, attempts at jager yoga are often unsuccessful or executed in an embarr-ssing fashion.
person a: man, there’s photos of you on facebook doing jager yoga last night
person b: i’m such a douche
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