jagla
the t-tle given to the person who is able to attract the female s-x with the greatest of ease. usually -ssociated with 5 or more girls that exemplify the word “beauty”. known as a heartbreaker in that he makes each individual girl feel as if she is the only one in his life when in fact she is simply being “juggled”. also blessed with the complete knowledge of everything that pertains to the universe. whether the subject is geography or ecology, “da jagla” knowest all. if life was a game, he would be recognized as the ultimate player. as popularly stated when describing “da jagla”, “every boy wants to be in his shoes, and every man wants to be in his missess”.
interesting fact: the t-tle of “da jagla” is selected by the priory of slapab-tch and the pimpinainteasy -ssociation.
notable past jaglas:
-jesus
-bill walton
-doyle brunson
present jagla:
jordan o.(1988-?)
a more convenient way to say the juggler, a person who attains this position has mastered the art of seducing multiple women at one time. each separtate woman is a metaphorical “ball” however a true jagla never dates multiple women at one time, when one ball is chosen as the best, all other b-lls are dropped.
jordan had achieved the status of da jagla when he successfully seduced 5 women at one time.
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