Jaguar to the face
a reference made popular by a scene from mel gibson’s movie apocalypto: jaguar paw is fleeing through the jungle from his mayan captors, taking them out one by one, when all of a sudden a jaguar sets upon one of his pursuers faces!
not to be confused with lion to the face, puma to the face or snapping turtle to the face.
me and my boys were out in the peruvian jungle looking for some tang when lewis was pounced on by a jaguar from above..! “woaaaaaahhh! jaguar to the face!”
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