jahnkey
masturbating huddled over yourself in a bathroom stall on the floor, and using the liquid from the pimples on your acne covered face as lubricant for your hand-to-p-n-s contact. can also mean humping a girls leg and licking their toes at the same time.
i think i’m gonna go pull a jahnkey if i can’t get laid at this party.
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