jail

school.
i have to go to jail for five days a week.
being confined to a certain area that usually smells like the combo of p-ss, sh-t, feet, -ss, nuts, body odor, lysol, and mildew for a preset or indefinite amount of time.

characteristics include a 64 sq ft room with a sliding door that contains several iron bars that is opened remotely. the room also contains a stainless sh-tter(def #2) that hasn’t been cleaned since 1989 and a bed that probably has been urinated over and jacked off on 1000s of times.

(so i’ve heard)

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse
we went on a jail tour last week, and from what i saw it’s not my kind of place.
a place where crips, bloods, and pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.
ken lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime b-lls.
-the house of the rapes.
-the raping world.
-f-ggot maker.
welcome to jail,
prisoner: take off ur pants son.
b-tch: wtf?
prisoner: oh ya, who’s yo daddy
b-tch: aaahhhhhh!!!!
in another cell: tap that -ss!!! gogogo
1.a place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons awaiting trial under local jurisdiction.

2.detention in a jail
jail sucks
slavery of the 21st century in the united states.

major corporations would rather invest in building more prisons than education and/or employing more people with health benefits.
oh, let me go buy some thongs so i can support their secret mission in building more jails.
1. the place where criminals are confined

2. the place where all you do is toss the salad

3. the place where you’ll be grateful when someone kills you with an icepick that’s made out of a sharpened tooth brush.
1. lock his -ss up! put him in jail!

2. nighty night! keep your bung hole tight!

3. let me out of this h-ll hole!

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