jail-whale


an underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
“this girl i met on mysp-ce sounds really cute but she’s probably a jail-whale so i’m gonna steer clear.”
the most endangered form of whales, which are also highly delicious when in the form of cake.
mmmmm, i could really go for come jailwhale right now.

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