Jailhouse C-section
when -n-lly raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get st-tches.
bubba’s gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.
when playing starcraft, novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one’s -n-s st-tches as a result of the -n-l raping given by an african-american inmate, due to the size of the average african-american p-n-s.
all credits go to novawar, a starcraft 2 commentator from life’s a glitch tv, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, t-tled, “so close that kermit arrived — starcraft 2 lagtv”
the video can be found on youtube.
thanks to big bubba giving me the raping of my life, i must now go to the infirmary to receive my jailhouse c-section.
getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black d-ck that your -sshole requires st-tches.
jeff: how was your 5-year sentence?
adam: terrible. bubba gave me a jailhouse c-section everyday.
n. while incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of african origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver’s -n-l orifice, requiring st-tches.
–coined by novawar of lifesaglitchtv on a sc2 cast video “so close that kermit arrived” 11/2/2012
bubba just gave jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he’s bleeding out his -ss!
an -n-l raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.
the term was coined by novawar on november 3, 2012 on the youtube channel of lifesaglitchtv’s episode “so close that kermit arrived — starcraft 2 lagtv”.
source: youtu.be/u92pa5wmh1u?t=4m13s
big bubba with his big black d-ck took homeboy’s buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.
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