Jailhouse Gay

jailhouse gay (also known as nerdgay), is an alarming and amusing phenomenon whereby straight degenerate (male) geeks far too unattractive to ever be allowed to have s-x with a actual woman have s-x with each other. it’s most common in circles where there are little or no women and little or no choice.
“i think eric has gone jailhouse gay.”
in an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, s-xual orientation is disregarded for s-xual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:

1]the control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. like ritual s-xual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither s-xual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. when brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay -rg-sm. a car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.

2] a vulnerable party may submit to s-xual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that’s additionally destructive. (see also the origin of f-ggot,3.) the victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like kasper gutman’s gunsel,1+2 in the the maltese falcon.

3] a rare close friendship may lead to s-xual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to s-xual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or s-x. see the movie midnight express (or the book, which is not censored).

1] every god-d-mned night, they beat me, then take turns. but i don’t turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.

2] after the presents and stuff he got too friendly. i told him to back off. he knocked me down. “suck it p-ssy boy,2 or you die,” and afterwards, “i like you try an’ fight me ’cause the best b-tches be only jailhouse gay.”

3] i told him “no, man, i love you, and i respect you. way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay.”