Jained
to get so drunk you p-ss out, roll off the bed and get your head stuck inside a vomit bucket without regaining consciousness the entire time.
man, you were so drunk last night!
at least i didn’t get jained!
(v) 1. the process of getting screwed into giving one of your friends a ride at the last minute. 2. when you know your friend needs a ride but does not have his phone on him, causing you to go to their house, and they may or may not be present.
bob: hey man i’m sorry i didn’t have my phone on me, but you were my last chance thanks for picking me up.
joe: dude you just freakin’ jained me!
when being forced into doing something you do not want to do, to simply not p-ss someone off
ah man i got jained into moving a couch for my girlfriend`s dad
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