Jairo
g-d, insanely powerful.
that robot is as strong as jairo.
g-d, insanely powerful being.
i am close to a jairo
uhm, me, obviously. seeing how my name is jairo?
holy sh-t, my name is jairo xd
extreme. that feeling you get when you’re playing chicken with a steam locomotive. you stare it down as your heart pumps liquid courage through your veins. you feel weightless yet the ground you stand on sinks beneath your feet from the weight of how awesome you are. the train, a few feet from crashing into you, derails itself like the p-ssy it is and crashes off the side of a cliff.
i gave it to her jairo style. she needed a hip replacement.
when i’m about to bang the h-ll out of a girl jairo style, i bring crutches, a wheelchair and i set up a health insurance plan in her name. girls think my jairo ways are romantic.
a.
very intoxicated, often while partying heavily and acting beligerantly.
“i got way too jairo last night, i blacked out and broke that girl’s mom’s expensive ivory samurai sword”
theme song: so fresh and so clean
looks like a terrorist.
🙂
(jairo walks into a silent airport)
theme song plays
guard 1: what should we do, he looks threatening…
guard 2: he’s almost to cool to arrest!
hydro said with a spanish accent.
con un toque de la jairo, y un paseson de lavada
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