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• jailbreakin'

  when an endowed female is “bustin’ out” of her bra or shirt. i.e. overflowing cleavage you see that chick in the tubetop at the end of the bar? yeah she’s been jailbreakin’ all night, but i ain’t callin the cops.

• Spaz Level

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• spazmosis

  a condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged -ssociation with a clumsy/spastic person. i am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

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