jakarta
definately coolest place in asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in jkt. going there? walk around anywhere. best time ever. try not to get robbed.
guy/girl 1- wow, post 1 for jakarta is really cr-p…
guy/girl 2- yeah no kidding, jakarta kicks -ss
also called j-town.
capital city of indonesia.
one of the busiest cities in the world.
if you can drive in jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. it’s so true.
this could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. you can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don’t give a cr-p about you.
the city where money talks and takes control.
ups: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the south east asia!
downs: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
but it’s always party in jakarta!
guy a: you know what? i got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.
guy b: well, what do you expect? it’s f-cking jakarta!
besides as the largest city in the world, jakarta is the capital of art and culture, best food, nice people, gorgeous girls, great parties and rave, great jazz fest, and every happenings that happening is here, jakarta..
singapore is so small, kl is boring, lets head to jakarta!
a sh-thole city in indonesia, its the capital, actually. loaded with pollution and traffic, mainly traffic. never ever visit.
after my visit to jakarta, i heard the “beep beep” of all the f-cking cars ringing in my head for a week. f-cking sh-t hole.
cr-ppiest place in indonesia. sinful city. humanity blackhole.
a: what the h-ll is this place? sh-thole?
b: worse. you’re in jakarta.
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