Jakarta Twizzler
unique to southeast asia and popular among european tourists. a naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your b-ttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. he coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your -n-s with a long stick of red licorice. when nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your t-st-cl-s, resulting in your red hot -rg-sm.
i got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a jakarta twizzler.
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