jake barnes
the s-xual act of waxing your p-n-s with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the -n-s of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake c-m by gently spitting on his back as he turns around c-m on his d-ck suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the -sshole stick the head of your p-n-s inside your partners d-ck c-m have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold f-ck with a roosters head up your -ss and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your -ss squeeze until it does
chances dad is dead,…………………………………..so he did a jake barnes
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