jake charles
the most powerful combination of names in all of the land. jake+charles= 1 bad motherf-cker. alone the two names are weak, but together they make a t-tle of only the greatest men to ever live. jake charles was the t-tle of the demon king of -ssf-ckia, a bad-ss warrior of the rand paul region who plays a central role in bailey’s inferno. other prominent examples of the jake charles combo would include the allstar all-american quarterback jake charles osborne. he was a highschool football legend with the pecs of a god. he can throw a spiral. people have tried to change their names in hopes of achieving greatness. they of course found that they could not cheat their way into greatness. legends are born great not made into greatness. the same can be said of jake charles.
jake williamson: “d-mn. i wish my parents hadn’t f-cked up. i wish i were jake charles.”
mason shucker: “i’ll never be as good as jake charles.”
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