Jake from state farm
what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
who were you with all night? jake from state farm
some cool kid in khakis. he is also on twitter. waterbugs.
guy: …you’d do that for me? really!
wife: who is that.
guy: jake from state farm.
guy: -sounds like a really good deal-.
wife: jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, who is this
guy: it’s jake from state-farm.
wife: what are you wearing “jake from state farm”
jake: ugh… khakis
wife: she sounds hideous
guy: well she’s a guy so…
what you say when someone asks “who are you?”
person 1: i think you have the wrong number, who is this?
person 2: jake from state farm.
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