Jake Haentzler
a football player that rocks the football pants.
nice, juicy booooooty.
extra cute..
green eyes.
shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
nice body!
perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. ccw
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! 🙂
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3
oh dang i just love jake haentzler!
jake haentzler is amazing!
why can't i be more like jake haentzler?
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