Jake & John
the act of two men f-cking each other in the -ss simultaneously. named after a mythical occurrence in which a “street pimp” aka the “john” puts his disco stick in the “ginger jamaican” aka “jakes” p–p-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
did you see those two doing “the jake & john” at the party last night?
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