Jake Kirby


has the best white-boy magic around. he has the best 6-pack you’ve ever seen. he’s good at beating -ss. his p-n-s is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname “almost 9”. his smile makes any girl melt. he has a genuine heart and is hilarious. he has the best singing voice, ever. he’s an amazing friend.
“did you see him?! he looked so hot.”
“he’s no jake kirby!”

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