jake meredith
a skinny, white male with a small p-n-s with nothing to lose and jacksh-t to gain.
stacey: “hey did you hear about that jake meredith guy?”
brittany: “yeah i heard that he ate a d-ck for nothing.”
stacey: “f-ck, that kid has nothing to lose.”
brittany “and he has nothing but a bag of d-cks to gain.”
stacey: “i hate that skinny white boy.”
brittany: “pretty sure he has a small p-n-s too.”
stacey: “probably.”
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