Jake Montbleau
the amazing friend who is athletic, sweet, caring, trustworthy, and cute. he is incredible and one of the best people you could ever be friends with.
i wanted to buy jake montbleau a carnation for valentine’s day but they had ran out. this made me feel guilty because jake is the kind of guy you wasted to get a carnation for.
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