jake shears
hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he’s gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic
jake isn’t his real name it’s jason
he’s incredibly pretty and funny.
he once married himself.
he has a nice -ss
jake shears – his abs are very lickable
jake shears – he’s soooo gay, i love him
jake shears – he’s naked!
hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he’s gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic
jake isn’t his real name it’s jason
he’s incredibly pretty and funny.
he once married himself.
he has a nice -ss
jake shears – his abs are very lickable
jake shears – he’s soooo gay, i love him
jake shears – he’s naked!
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