Jake the Snake
one of the most notorious kids in all of cranford. the holder of the palooza. supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized p-n-s which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. his garage (where various snakeapaloozas are held) is named the snake pit. his only weakness is old neighbors…one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
“wow, is that jake the snake? what a good looking man…maybe he’ll have my children.”
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