Jakeing Off
the act of talking to your p-rno.
jake- “oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!”
patrick- “jake, are you talking to the computer”
jacob- “he’s jakeing off”
the act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named jake who you have a secret crush on.
unfortunately, this jake is usually your friend’s boyfriend.
nicole was jakeing off last night.
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