jakeness


t3h jake, jakester, jakemeister, your g-d and messiah to name a few of his other names. this is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. you are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sl-ts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful… the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
jakeness: omgz ur so l337
ron: i wurship u jakeness

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