jakey
a hard-core alcoholic
at the subway station there were some p-ss-reeking jakeys around.
a total thievin wee gypsy alcky b-st-rd
as in ‘see they wee ned c-nts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they’re a right bunch o f-ckin jakeys!’
a member of the street drinking fraternity
etymology – believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.
“you can easily tell the jakeys from the br-ss monkies. the jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick.”
scottish slang for p-sshead, old waster, wino,low-life.
dirty jakey c-nt.
go get with the f-cking jakey`s.
scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic
did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the sh-t stains on his jeans.
a tri-headed p-n-s that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have s-x with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his p-n-s
last night i had s-x with all three of your sisters at the same time using my jakey
adjective applied primarily to clothing: sloppy, ill-fitting, or badly tailored
“child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! why, it’s at least three inches longer in the back!”
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