JAKIE
glasgow slang for an alcoholic
ah you f-cking jakie
a scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. main characteristic: strong smell of pish.
‘those jakies downstairs won’t shut the f-ck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.’
west coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly glasgow).
look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.
west coast scotland term for a chav / ned / pikie / jakie, easily identifiable by their tracksuits (trackies) thomas burberry baseball caps and other -ssorted burberry accessories.
this breed of sc-mbag is also known for how their b-lls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old vauxhall nova.
the larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their b-lls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).
person 1 “look at those silly looking jakie f-cks”
person 2 “yeah, their b-lls have grown so large they must think that vauxhall nova is a sherman tank.”
tacky, tasteless, mismatched
jess, take that hideous outfit off. it looks so jakie!!
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