jaking
to cancel plans at the last minute.
“we were supposed to drink scotch tonight christian. are you seriously jaking out on us again?”
verb-to violently cough while smoking a joint or using a bong.
hey dude,if you keeping jaking on us we’ll going to skip ya next time!
a verb describing when someone suddenly p-sses out. being high isn’t necessary to ‘jake’ but is often a key factor. a jake in progress (jip) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a ‘jake’ can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine ‘jaaaaaaaake’ when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.
‘sh-t man, you jaked hard last night’
‘i’d better go home before i jake’
‘guys, jake’s jaking’
‘nah its just a jip i promise’
‘oh sh-t i’m jipping, better get some food’
(notice someone jaking)
‘jaaaaaake’
verb – when one tells another something they don’t want to hear because the content is either far too long and/or uninteresting. can often involve explicit s-xual content or falsities.
a: and then i took her into the shower to…
b: dude! stop jaking me! i don’t want to hear this.
the act of shaving another man’s -ss, possibly while they are drunk. somewhat h-m-erotic.
so-and-so is famous for jaking people.
to cough will smoking a joint pipe or any tobaco related item
jake takes a lug
he coughs loudly
this is jaking the joint
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