jakistan
the best micronation ever
jakistan is so cool
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- warped spokes
when she’s done too much -n-l and her -sshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy “that girl’s taken so many d-cks in her -ss that she got warped spokes”
- prayering
the act of austin ferguson praying they were prayering that they would survial the lasaga
- pinezzaphobic
people who judge other people for putting pineapple on pizza. you’re pinezzaphobic since you say i’m crazy because i like pineapple on pizza.
- hijackeoke
the act of pouncing at the opportunity to perform somebody else’s karaoke request when the dj is met with silence when he/she calls their name. dj: “alex, is going to perform stormzy shut up, alex… alex are you here?” friend: “hijackeoke?” me: “hijackeoke…”
- plant the bluegills in the garden
verb. hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere. the popo comin at us! plant the bluegills in the garden then let’s lay low for a while!