jakkify
the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.
(friend): where is the car park ticket?
(poor soul): hmm i’m sure i had it somewhere over here…
(friend): oh no! did you jakkify it?
(poor soul): wait, wait, i’m sure it’s somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): it’s been jakkified!
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