Jakub
some say is the coolest guy in the universe.
that jakub is one hot s-xy guy.
a person that is kick–ss at the drums.
man, that jakub is really kick–ss at the drums!
a really super cool solon guy
that jakub is really cool
v. to succeed in a task or event simply by pure, dumb luck.
dude! i totally jakubed my english exam!
the cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!
man, that cool jakub sure knows what he’s doing!
a polish guy who always wears the same black woolley hat, even when he is indoors.some say that he is immune to overheating!!!
girl 1:i have a really embarr-ssing haircut.what should i do?
girl 2: just do a jakub
the dumbest boy in the planet!
he also a duck!
oooh did you see that duck?
– no, that’s actually jakub lol
small- p-n-s too
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