Jalapendejo


someone who thinks that jalapeno’s are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.
stew: “these jalapeno’s are the hottest peppers evar!”

chad: dude, you are such a jalapendejo! everyone knows the hottest pepper is the bhut jolokia!

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