jalapeno
as pr-nounced “jel-ah-peh-no” is a rickyism for the true pr-nunciation of “jalapeno”.
bubbles: “‘hal-eh-pee-no’…not ‘jel-eh-peh-no.”
ricky: “what in the f-ck are you guys talkin’ about?”
bubbles: “‘hal-eh-pee-no’. that’s how you pr-nounce it.”
ricky: “i know how to pr-nounce it. i ordered f-ckin’ ‘jel-ah-peh-no’.”
jalapenos.
1.)hallow p-n-s
2.) a spicy vegetable
i love jalapenos, except jon fall’s is a hollow one
someone who is half j-panese and half filipino.
wow, your friend is half j-panese and half filipino? that makes him a jalapeño 🙂
the little accent mark used in spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. for the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.
john put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. we promptly told him to go back to spain.
this sh-t is potent!
numb: i just had a jalapeno
numb: this sh-t is potent!
verb.
the act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the p-n-s during -rg-sm. tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the v-g-n- during -rg-sm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.
yeah, the relationship wasn’t working out so i jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook
a big boned white girl, with a big b-tt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.
oh man, look at the jalapeno! i want to make some salsa with her.
that jalapeno would make some great salsa.
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