jalapeno hot pocket
female masturbation using a medium sized jalapeno or other hot pepper.
friend: “mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket”
friend 2: “she told me too, she said it’s important to make sure it doesn’t break off inside”
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