Jalapeño Popper
when you put a jalapeño into the p-ssy or b-tthole of someone, like a d-ld-.
stacey’s boyfriend used a d-ld-, but ashley’s boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.
a facial given by a latino, preferably mexican. bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i love giving you head. now i want you to give me a jalapeno popper,” said suzie.
a white,black,or otherwise non-hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has s-x with latino people.
all of charlie’s girlfriends have been latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!
prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and b-gg-ring him. meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
larry this is worse that a jalapeño popper… my boss just f-cking screwed me! he’s taking away my im!
an act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male’s privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
i was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, i decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.
“man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some jalapeño poppers came out of nowhere!!’
jalapeño mexican hispanic slur beaner
1. a mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled s-m-n and salsa, preferably hot. this particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper… frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. my boyfriend didn’t c-m and i’m thirsty for some -j-c-l-t–n. barkeep, i’ll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his -n-s so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the t-st-cl-s. because of this, many describe their t-st-cl-s as beginning to ache.
“ahhh it hurts so badly” -thumping of leg against tile floor-
“yup, thats a jalapeno popper”
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