Jalepeno Buttsex
after the act of -n-l s-x, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. commonly confused with gonorrhea. but the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
you: “i f-cked a mexican in the -ss raw-dog last night. i though i picked up the clap, but i realized it was just a jalepeno seed.”
your buddy: “that’s what we call jalepeno b-tts-x bro.”
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