Jalex
the shipping of jack barakat and alex gaskarth from all time low. see: unicorn.
person: “do you ship jalex?”
person 2: “oh my god, yes! jalex are my otp!”
the shipping of jack barakat and alex gaskarth of all time low. these two guys have hilarious onstage conversations, crazy tweets, and have kissed on multiple occasions. this is the biggist shipping in the al time low fandom, and it will be official one of these days.
girl 1: did you go to the atl concert last night?
girl 2: oh yeah, jalex was being so cute! i wish i could have a relationship like those two one day!
the fake couple nickname fans use for alex gaskarth and jack barakat of the band all time low.
girl #1: jack and alex are so cute together!
girl #2: their nickname is jalex.
girl #1: huh, that makes a lot of sense.
a girl who dresses in latex.
latex is her fetish.
she does this in secret, but will often use it to tease a selected few.
a jalex looks good in latex and knows it!
when trying to picture a jalex, think of hermione granger dressed as catwoman.
“that girl is wild, bet shes a jalex.”
“i gotta hit that man, i can swear shes a jalex and its hot!”
“she’s playing all hard-to-get, but i bet she really is a jalex”
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