jalop
to smack or attack someone with a p-n-s.
-thwack-
i just jaloped you!
b–bies. used by pablo francisco.
check out her jalops!
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
there is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish ch-r-s faster.
“hey suckah, gimme yo monay!”
-zip-
“what the?”
-thwack!-
v. to c-ck slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
after beating joe in warcraft iii, tommy jaloped him right in the face.
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