Jalopolized
the act of having a nice, modern item replaced with an old, delapidated, piece of junk.
originally used in context with a car, or a “jalopy.” now used for just about any item.
i dropped my i-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.
my car is in the shop, the rental car sucks – i’ve been jalopolized!!
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