jalopy
slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. derived from the misspelling of the word “jalapa”, which is the name of some town in mexico that is famous for the jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scr-pping industry.
in the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
here’s a real jalopy, haha.
a sh-tty car
“i can pull james bond stunts in a jalopy.”
an old beat-up piece-of-sh-t car/truck
mike germanaro looked at himself as the king of the road! but the truth was that he was fooled into buying the old busted–ss red piece-of-sh-t jalopy.
an old worn out car
that jalopy ain’t worth selling because n-bodyelse would be caught dead with it.
big ole fat -ss saggy, worn out, feed bag t-tties
dang yo, that b-tch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies
slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model t design. some cars that can be seen as “cl-ssic” today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before “cl-ssic” like a old old cl-ssic.
there goes old man jenkins in his jalopy.
an old style race car, usually raced on dirt oval race tracks.”jalopy” is commonly mistaken for an old run down car.
we’re getting the jalopy ready for its next race
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