Jam bagger
one that bags jam. usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to ‘swipe’ the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. but can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam ‘fetish’ and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.
can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.
tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.
magnus: “my family are dead and i have no job, please can you spare some change?”
angus: “woah! no way. get over yourself, jam bagger.”
magnus: “respect me, for my name is magnus!”
angus: “take all my money.”
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