jam donut week
monthly female occurence which men don’t understand, other than it stops (most of) them having s-x with their girlfriends. inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. see also on the blob, got the painters in and -rs-nal are playing at home.
“what’ the matter mate? you look frustrated.”
“haven’t blown me beans for days, dave. f-cking jam donut week, innit.”
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