jam jams
a canadian lad who takes it in the -n-s from big black guys called bubba for maple syrup and let’s his hot sister watch.
you are such a jamjam.
the most bestest pajamas you will ever find. once you find these one of a kind pajamas you will scream at the top of your lungs using a childish lisp to announce to the world what has just happened.
oh my god! jam jams! i must wear you!!
#jammies #pjs #jammers #clothes you go to bed in #jams
a godlike being that is a deity in videogames, and expert in getting tails, has an iq of at least 300, a fantastic entertainer, and lover of the arts. apprecaites the finer things in life and is destined to be a wealthly, s-xy, and brillant human who will accomplish much in life. he also has a huge “lincoln log” (if you know what i mean) and farts that smells like the inside of a bakery.
whoa, it’s that big; he’s a total jam-jam.
#jam-jam #god #deity #huge #jamjam #p-n-s #genitalia #king #overlord #sonic the hedgehog #the
sleepwear for all ages
i’m staying in tonight, i’m already wearing my jamjams.
#jammies #pjs #pajamas #nighty #sleepwear
a condom or prophylactic.
krista wouldn’t let me do her last night because i forgot a jam jam.
#condom #jimmy hat #dong bag #love glove #rubber
b–bs, br–sts, t-tties
did you see the jam jams on her?
we’re going to the jam bar tonight 8)
#jammers #koolaid jammers #b–bs #t-ts #br–sts #t-tties
(n) 1) a general term for an object or objects subst-tuted for the said object(s)
a shortened version is often “jams”
person 1: did you see the game last night?
person 2: who didn’t see those jam-jams!?
#things #thing #stuff #jamjams #jams
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