jam sandwich
rumoured to have been invented by the roman’s during the roman empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
julius: wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
romulus: f-cketh off you monster tw-tteth, they taste like sh-tteth.
julius: you’re right, f-cketh this, i’m phoning for pizza.
romulus: spot on you f-ckingeth beauty.
remus: what is this a f-cking unreal tournament reunion.
malcolm: of course not! try turning the safety off, loser!
something better than eternal happiness by all reason.
nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.
captain ahab is such a jam sandwich at everything. except hunting whales.
take 2 peices of bread and jam those b-tches together to form a “jam sandwich”. could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.
theres nothing to eat in this b-tch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.
what you eat when you’re too drunk to make anything else.
recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may subst-tute bread for buns or rolls.
i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.
when a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.
“go on there, simon! that jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good”
a uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. a bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn’t sound right. plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.
c-ckney: oh fack. that dibbles getin’ awt of ‘is jam sandwich. run!
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